Friday, March 29
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Saturday, February 16
Birds
- Trish: Guys are like birds. If you freak them out, they'll fly away.
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Wednesday, October 31
Internet
- Me: The internet's being so gay.
- Dianne: You're not using the word right. You can't say the internet's a homosexual. You either say it's being dumb or hella crazy.
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Monday, October 29
Single Ladies
- Diane: If you like it, then you should have put a "Ling" on it.
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Tuesday, October 16
Autocorrect
- Me: I'm eating the fried rice you didn't finish. No wonder you're so skinny!
- Alfred: 4 days old fried rice? Yea, I'm just too picky.... Wait no, I have standards. Jkjk :) I'm just an Ashley.
- Me: ....
- Alfred: How did asshole auto correct to Ashley? LOL
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Thursday, September 27
Sugar and salt
- (At Ying's apt)
- Michelle S: We ran out of sugar for creme brulee. Ying, do you have any sugar?
- Ying: Ummm.... I have salt.
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Spider
- Jason C: Holy crap! That spider's huge! It should be put in a zoo!
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Monday, September 24
D:
- Elizabeth: Hey Stephen, this is the best potato salad ever, right? I made it. :D
- Stephen (sarcasm): Yea, Elizabeth. This potato salad looks really good.
- Brian: Looks can be deceiving.
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Sunday, September 23
Elevator music
- Toby: I love elevator music! It's my favorite genre!
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Saturday, September 22
College Applications
- Alex: Yea, he didn't get into SD so he thought he wouldn't get into Berkeley. But he did.
- Michelle: I didn't get into SD.
- Benny: I didn't get into SD.
- Jimin: I got into SD.
- Micca: I got into SD.
- Brian: I got STD.
- LOL
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