Thursday, June 27

The insanity is swallowing me.

 Friday, June 7

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Diagnosis

  • Patient: I think I might have pulled a tendon.
  • Doctor: Oh. Well, that sucks.

 Thursday, May 23

"You don’t have to find out you’re dying to start living."

 Friday, March 29

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photojojo:

If you had one of our Get into Focus Lens Mugs, what would you drink out of it?

Fancy teas? Maybe a mexican hot chocolate. Rice pudding! Whatever it may be, enter to win one today! Just follow the directions above.

Get a Chance to Win a Ceramic Lens Mug!

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 Saturday, February 16

Birds

  • Trish: Guys are like birds. If you freak them out, they'll fly away.

 Wednesday, October 31

Internet

  • Me: The internet's being so gay.
  • Dianne: You're not using the word right. You can't say the internet's a homosexual. You either say it's being dumb or hella crazy.

 Monday, October 29

Single Ladies

  • Diane: If you like it, then you should have put a "Ling" on it.

 Tuesday, October 16

Autocorrect

  • Me: I'm eating the fried rice you didn't finish. No wonder you're so skinny!
  • Alfred: 4 days old fried rice? Yea, I'm just too picky.... Wait no, I have standards. Jkjk :) I'm just an Ashley.
  • Me: ....
  • Alfred: How did asshole auto correct to Ashley? LOL

 Thursday, September 27

Sugar and salt

  •  (At Ying's apt)
  • Michelle S: We ran out of sugar for creme brulee. Ying, do you have any sugar?
  • Ying: Ummm.... I have salt.