Thursday, June 27
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- Patient: I think I might have pulled a tendon.
- Doctor: Oh. Well, that sucks.
Thursday, May 23
"You don’t have to find out you’re dying to start living."
Friday, March 29
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Saturday, February 16
- Trish: Guys are like birds. If you freak them out, they'll fly away.
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Wednesday, October 31
- Me: The internet's being so gay.
- Dianne: You're not using the word right. You can't say the internet's a homosexual. You either say it's being dumb or hella crazy.
Monday, October 29
- Diane: If you like it, then you should have put a "Ling" on it.
Tuesday, October 16
- Me: I'm eating the fried rice you didn't finish. No wonder you're so skinny!
- Alfred: 4 days old fried rice? Yea, I'm just too picky.... Wait no, I have standards. Jkjk :) I'm just an Ashley.
- Me: ....
- Alfred: How did asshole auto correct to Ashley? LOL
Thursday, September 27
Sugar and salt
- (At Ying's apt)
- Michelle S: We ran out of sugar for creme brulee. Ying, do you have any sugar?
- Ying: Ummm.... I have salt.