Astringent of Life: Archive

Parents

I don’t understand them. I hate my parents.

May 31st

Apr 21st

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People disappoint me.

Jan 2nd

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New Year’s Challenge » 10 things you did this year. 6 photos of memories from this year. Your new year’s plan. Letter to a person you grew apart from this year. A photo of yourself from the start of this year. A list of what you want to change in the new year. 5 people who you got really close to. Your resolution. Challenge accepted! :D Saw Karen’s post and decided to do...

Dec 27th

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Legalis

Me: Maybe I should grow my hair out and dye it blonde like Legalis.

Joseph: Don't you dare compare yourself to him!

Dec 15th

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A style

Me: Do I have style?

Joseph: You have A style.

Dec 14th

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So Punny

Joseph: Is your leg ok?
Me: What happened to his leg?
Yuhua: Oh, I tripped and hurt my knee.
Joseph: He "knee"ed a "trip."

Dec 14th

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Video Game Tournament

Jason T: What games do you play?
Alfred: I play the game of love.
Everyone else: ....
Jason T: Why are you so gay?

Dec 14th

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Rapping Attempt #2

Jason T: YO BITCH. Let's play some QUIDDITCH and then we can go watch some Lilo and Stitch!

Dec 14th

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Rapping Attempt #1

Jason T (trying to rap): YO BRO. Leave that ho and then we'll go play some SUPER MARIO~

Richie: So....

Dec 13th

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Always on break

Alex: Let's get boba. 
Jason: No. I need to study. Didn't you say you were only taking a 15 minute break?
Alex: I'm always on break.

Dec 13th

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Studying Part 2

Jason: I can't study in quiet places. If it's too quiet, I have to start making my own distractions.

Dec 13th

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Let's do this

Amy: We got this, right? We got this!
Me: YEA!!!!
Amy: No
Me: ....
Amy: BUT YEA!

Dec 13th

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Studying

Instead of studying and taking breaks in between

Jason: Let's take a break and study in between.

Dec 12th

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Floormates Convo #1

Floormate #1: You will definitely ace your final
Floormate #2: Yea, yea I think I will. I mean that's the plan. I realized that all I have to do is answer every question correctly and then I'll be able to ace it. It's that simple.
Floormate #1: Your intelligence amazes me.

Dec 12th

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Nov 4th

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Nov 4th

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Nov 4th

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Nov 3rd

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Nov 3rd

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Nov 3rd

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Nov 3rd

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Nov 2nd

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Oct 21st

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Oct 21st

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Oct 20th

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Oct 20th

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Oct 20th

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Oct 18th

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Oct 18th

334 notes

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Is awkward sexy?

joyce-cheong: karen-: Because I walk like this dance like this eat like this play air guitar like this flirt like this try to take pictures like this obsess over hotties like this try to act cool like give massages like this and try to look sexy at the pool like this and to be honest uhhmmmm… so the first people that came to mind when i saw this were olivia...

Oct 17th

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