"When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire."
I poured the alcoholic astringent into the sink. I watched its contents swirl down into the drain, into nothingness. "I'm done. It's over. The world is ending," I whispered. But I was still there, and everything proceeded in its form and existence. Time would not stop and the world would not end.
So I continue on...
Piecing together the orthodox with the unorthodox and weaving together the ordinary with the extraordinary to create my conglomerate masterpiece.
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Because I walk like this
dance like this
eat like this
play air guitar like this
flirt like this
try to take pictures like this
obsess over hotties like this
try to act cool like
give massages like this
and try to look sexy at the pool like this
and to be honest
uhhmmmm… so the first people that came to mind when i saw this were olivia and jennifer. SMH SMH why am i friends with such faggots.
I am awkward..
(Source: fuckit-imastripper)
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